TWIGGY (Inmate A553280) is an athletic 3 year old of Weimaraner and Labradorian extraction, combining a love of water with legs and lungs of a thoroughbred. Definitely not a condo couch potato. This slim jim needs plenty of space and a marathon handler. Very playful with all the other inmates met, and gets along with humanoids too. TWIGGY, so named for “his” skinny legs, recently decided TWIGGY was a girl’s name and has since taken the moniker GARRET, as in Hawaii 5 O.
Inmate A541061, aka CINDY, is a 2 year-old, middleweight Texas water spaniel who is loved by the other inmates and the turnkeys. She is a play buddy of the outlaw ZORRO. Addicted to freeze-dried liver crack. Likes to dip in the moat, and get out and stretch her legs on the trail.
LUCY (inmate A543085) LOVES all manner of water sports more than even liver crack. This 4 year old pixie Texass water spaniel has boundless energy, and holds the prison record for marathon laps in the moat. She only stops when dragged from the pool. Even after 20 minutes of tethered doggy paddling, she has energy to chase balls forever. Since her incarceration, her leash manners have declined and she is known to tug on your heart strings when in sight of shimmering water,and sometimes has to be carried back into her cell. She is known to stage sit-down strikes when pulled away from the pool and sports arena. Gets along with most of the general population, but shows an unusual interest in those of the feline persuasion. Lucy found a home near the river and was released on her own recogniscents.
Inmate A549568, aka EVA MARIE, is patiently waiting in line for an ovario-hysterectomy at the prison hospital in order to become a trusty and be able to stroll outside the walls on the moat trail. This two year old middleweight pixie loves listening to Muddy Waters and sloshing around in a mud bath to keep her chocolate spots bright and shiny. EVA MARIE initially tries to pull her brigchaser up the hill to the mud baths, but after stretching her legs and chasing a few balls, she settles down and becomes a model prisoner. She’s not the prettiest prisoner on the cellblock, but she sure can cook. All reports indicate she gets along with the other inmates and humanoids. She has since been added to the trusty list and accompanied at least 3 brigchasers on the moat trail.
Inmate A547702, aka ABBY, is a frisky teenager with an unnatural attachment to humanoids. She gets along with most of her own race and shows no malice toward wee ones who are physically challenged. She is seeking a marathon runner or gymnast with boundless energy to keep up with her. ABBY loves all manner of sports, including dumpster diving, rubber bone retrieval, and splashing in mudbaths. Released on parole.
OSCAR DELLA VALLE (A549460) is one of those young inmates who gets along with everyone – brigchasers, inmates, squirrel and fowl alike. He loves to stretch his legs and chase balls and ropes while on land, and blow bubbles (okay, so he farted ) in the shallow end of the wading pool. He trained his handlers how to toss balls over his head, and readily gives up his toys as long they continue to play the game. He shows some interest in becoming a jogger, and excellent leash manners. Despite his addiction to liver crack, he was tested for inclusion in the elite Gifted Animal Program as a sniffing dog, but was rejected due to racial profiling of Texass coonhounds by governmental agencies. He only occassionally displays potty mouth by joining in the chorus with the other inmates as they pass by his domain, and never met a canine, humanoid, or goat he didn’t like. Awarded the coveted FOUR PAWS UP award for inmate of the month! OSCAR found a trainer and left for the mountains.
OSCAR MEETS HIS MATCH – THE CABRITO KID
AMELIA loves humanoids of all ages and sizes, but continually goes ape over roosters, birds of prey, flying squirrels, and all manners of small prey. She is easily calmed with a belly rub, and loves to take baths. She recently returned after her new boyfriend became abusive. AMELIA gets along with almost all those of her own persausion, and barks only when behind caged doors.
ZORRO (inmate A548131) is a middleweight of Germanic and Labradorian descent. Although known for potty mouth when caged, and a short temper when dealing with some inmates that rub him wrong, he deals so well with others in the unit that he is granted congugal play buddy sessions. No malice toward humanoids or pixies. Shows good restraint when on the jogging trail, and enjoys quick dips in the moat.
GOLDIE (inmate A549839) is a yearling pixe and fairly recent arrival who still needs some lessons in the real world. She has meticulous potty manners, and loves bathing.
ROSIE (inmate A536872) in cell 138 is desparately seeking Susan or anyone else who likes to jog. ROSIE is an almost 2 year old spayed LabraBeagle who needs to find a new home before the sky pilot arrives. She is extremely affectionate, but ran afoul of the law during a visitation from a member of the general public. Considering that she has been in solitary confinement for several weeks, she pulls when let out of her cell, but soon calms down. Likes dogs and licks people. ROSIE received a last minute reprieve and is now residing in a half-way house where she is undergoing vocational training.
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