BESS WANTS OUT OF HER MESS

BESS is a long-term inmate (A527183) who spent time in solitary confinement for smuggling in a heart worm. She is now in excellent condition. Seeks cross-species relationships. Excellent leash manners when strolling along the moat trail, stays right at your side. Loves to lay by your side wherever you plant your butt. Goes to ground for field mice and squirrels like the Texas coonhound she is. When first sentenced, she won a spot on the renowned play buddy team, but she has since grown tired of hearing all the other inmates whine all the time, and is seeking a single dog family. A favorite of the trail gang bosses once you get over her initial burst out of the starting gate. PAROLED!