BISCUIT DIGS BIG MEN

On Saturday, April 18th, BISCUIT (inmate A522927) joined a herd of other Texas Water Spaniels from the Town Lake Detention Center on a forced march to the the 2009 ASPCA Canine Rodeo at Zilker Park. BISCUIT dripping wet is only 31 pounds and loves to dive in over her head and perform alligator death rolls in the moat. She got along with hundreds of other canid inmates from competing gangs gathered for the rodeo, although she is somewhat guarded around her mess kit at dinner time. She also conned her brig chaser into sharing part of a 100% beef Nathan’s hot dog. Originally from Staffordshire County, this yearling loves people and liver crack (not necessarily in that order). Although BISCUIT’s tubes have been tied, she still admires studs when she sees them. She tried to french kiss a number of rodeo participants. She took a particular liking to a herd of Great Danes even though she had trouble reaching high enough to sniff their manly aroma. BISCUIT has a lot of stamina, having walked almost 5 miles back and forth from the prison fairgrounds, swum in the murky waters of Town Lake moat several times, and attempted to join several groups of humanoid joggers along the trail. Overall, BISCUIT is a full girl to go out with, even when shackled. BISCUIT found herself in the foundling home when her parents lost their doghouse, and is not your typical inmate. Paroled on 4/21/2009.