POLAR BEARS CITED IN TOWN LAKE

Two 6 year old polar bears from Labrador who snuck over the Pyrenees to get into America, a eunuch named Buddy (A540759) weighing in at only 130 pounds, and a femail named Bella (A540758), topping the scales at 111.5, were recently captured floating in Town Lake. These two came in as a bonded pair and are being held in a containment pod SB-22. Both are extremely friendly. The little one has a raspy affectionate tongue and gets along with humanoid and canid alike. The big one sticks to his handlers like glue and will return to owner. These bears are slow moving love machines in need of diet and exercise. When walked in pairs they are models of canine deportment.

While BUDDY was in sickbay having his pet heartworm removed, BELLA apparently had illicit affairs with a miniature pincher and a donkey. The inter-species relationship has shocked dogdumb. Happy Daze! B&B found a forever home!