ABBY TAKES OFF
August 26, 2009
Inmate A547702, aka ABBY, is a frisky teenager with an unnatural attachment to humanoids. She gets along with most of her own race and shows no malice toward wee ones who are physically challenged. She is seeking a marathon runner or gymnast with boundless energy to keep up with her. ABBY loves all manner of sports, including dumpster diving, rubber bone retrieval, and splashing in mudbaths. Released on parole.
