EVA MARIE DESPARATELY SEEKING MUDDY WATERS

Inmate A549568, aka EVA MARIE, is patiently waiting in line for an ovario-hysterectomy at the prison hospital in order to become a trusty and be able to stroll outside the walls on the moat trail. This two year old middleweight pixie loves listening to Muddy Waters and sloshing around in a mud bath to keep her chocolate spots bright and shiny. EVA MARIE initially tries to pull her brigchaser up the hill to the mud baths, but after stretching her legs and chasing a few balls, she settles down and becomes a model prisoner. She’s not the prettiest prisoner on the cellblock, but she sure can cook. All reports indicate she gets along with the other inmates and humanoids. She has since been added to the trusty list and accompanied at least 3 brigchasers on the moat trail.