BASQUE SEPARATIST CAPTURED
April 23, 2010
A Basque Separatist named BRUNO the HUN was apprehended crossing the Pyrenese border posing as a Teutonic Giant weighing in at 51.8 kg with a Germanic passport. This sextarian attempted to disguise himself as a Western European by shaving off most of his coat. While in custody, BRUNO plays the role and growls between pens and fences, but outside the walls of the prison, he gets along with friend and foe alike. Today Bruno took a bath at the AISD kayak landing and contemplated roast swan al-a-mode, along with squirrel stew. On the charriot trail, BRUNO neither pulls or barks. FOUR PAWS UP! Paroled.
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